Here is a quote that explains why my "visit every Five Guys location" plan has failed. It is from the Minot, North Dakota, Daily News:
"Minot is a great business town," said Mort Bank, owner, Bismarck. "This will be our fourth Five Guys."
Minot, the 4th largest city in the 48th largest state, is about to get a fourth Five Guys.
I just can't keep up.